Honouring the Worst Movies of the Noughties

Enough of Best of the Decade lists! Metacritic, the site that aggregates movie reviews and calculates an overall "metascore" (out of a hundred) gives us a list of The Worst Movies of the Decade - the ones that the critics really hated (pointer: TSPDT). Starting on Tuesday, I'll give a rundown of the bottom ten (none of which I've seen), each time collecting a number of choice quotes from the portion of the reviews that's still online. Follow with the Honouring the Worst Movies of the Noughties tag.