Honouring the Worst Movies of the Noughties - #9: Transylmania

The vampire spoof receives 8/100 from Metacritic

"The film is filled with fart jokes, jizz jokes, anal violation jokes, weed jokes, premature ejaculation jokes, and topless vampire chicks, yet somehow fails to amuse." - Cliff Doerksen, Chicago Reader

"It’s destined to spend a short and painful life in theaters and then join the ranks of the DVD and late-night-cable undead." - Mike Hale, New York Times

"Romania had it bad enough under communism without seeing one of its atmospheric old castles be location-molested for a moronic college comedy with topless vampires, a leather-clad vampire huntress and horny, pot-puffing American exchange students of indeterminate age." - Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times

"Transylmania is so inept that it even fails as an adolescent breast-delivery device—teen boys either will have to sneak into theaters or desperately count the weeks until the “unrated directors’ edition” finally arrives at its proper home in the darkest, most disreputable corner of the local video store." - Steven Hyden, The A.V. Club